A Letter from Banta Singh to Mr.Bill Gates

Subject: Problem with my computer

Dear Mr.Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button “start” but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in the system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is “Find” button but not working properly, my wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this “Find” button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My children learnt “Microsoft Word” now and he wants to learn “Microsoft Sentence”, when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon “My Computer”, when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising windows says “My Picture”, but there is not even a single photo of mine, when you will keep my photo in that?

7. There is “Microsoft Office”, what about “Microsoft Home”? Since I’m using it at home.

8. You provide “My Network Place”, for God sake please do not provide “My Secret Place”, I do not want my wife to know about it. Thanks.

Regards,
Banta Singh

Last one to Mr.Bill Gates: Sir how is it that your name Gates but you selling Windows?

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